coffee can brown bread

bostonian brown bread? i mean, we won't trash boston. we love the southie vibe. but we hate its overrepresentation in hollywood. thx for nothing, affleck. ... we do, however, love bread. and molasses. and our national kinship needs an extra expression of solidarity these days. so BOSTON BROWN BREAD in a spent COFFEE CAN in CHICAGO! molasses. gritty grains. fat(s). perfect for eating with nothing. or smothered in some serious TOOTH BUTTER. earthy.

btw: if you're gonna eat this one w TG dinner, keep it whole 'til then! warm it for 8 min on 400º. and then slice and let cool before engaging your toothiest butter mound.